What happened to Anita? We will never know. She was a sad girl, but now she is happy. How unfortunate. Doesnt she know that it is more becoming to be sad? How will she fit in if she is not bitter like us?
We dont like fresh faces. We like people to be angry and sad and perplexed at how fast the world seems to be moving. We want them to be constantly disgusted and either be whiny or a social justice warrior or else how will they survive? There is no gray area. Moderate reasonable people are cowards.
In order to be healthy we are continuously jealous of each other’s progress and we must pull each other down to stop us from getting too big for our boots.
We must always cheat, must always do as little work as acceptable for the salary we are getting.
Development is detrimental, everyone knows that.
For fun, we must always deride others as they walk in and then deride with them the others that walk in.
Trolling must be legalized and aint no such thing as cyber bullying.
We are not bigots but girls are weak. Hoes.Bitches.
We are not racist at all (BLACK LIVES MATTER) but all Asians are chinese and Indians are thieves.
Our countries are corrupt but we must be bribed to do our work and our parents obtained billions from the government every month very very legally, its their salary. Our parents cheat on each other but whose parents dont?? We shall also cheat but its coz we deserve good things. The Lord, we conveniently remember when we are in trouble or want something promised. He promised.
Sigh. Guys dont I post pics of my pantiless butt with a Bible verse? What more do you want from me to show you how Im a devoted christian?
A good gossip never hurt no one did it?
And if it did, it was not lasting damage was it? and if it was we didnt do it did we? We must blame the victim at all costs. You were lazy, you were a hoe, you eat too much, you have the wrong face for your body but all of that is their fault isnt it?
Im afraid to inform you that Anita is not following this agenda anymore. She is suffering from a strange condition called Caritis. I heard its from the Hezus bug. She gives to the poor. I know, I know, my jaw dropped too. Who gives to the poor? Those filthy decrepit creatures pathetically holding out their maimed articles for a little bit of our hard earned money. (His dick was hard) who gives to the poor? Anita. I cant stand her in this condition. She goes around with a holier than thou aura which Im afraid is contagious, so stay away from her.
Anita has never posted a nude or gone naked on her Instagram?!!! Gasp, where is her sense of self expression. Anita does not smoke shisha or drink. Anita is not living her life well. We must constantly remind her of this. Is she even a girl?
Anita is revoltingly happy and she is secure in the knowledge that she is “saved” smh. I fear the fever has given her delusions. We have to create a story that will bring her back down with us dont we? for the good of the entire country, she must be rid this frightening joy she has contracted.